On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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