just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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