Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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