i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Your penis caused this!
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