We're like a lot better than the average bears
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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