Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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