Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
whose ass print is on the piano?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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