I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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