they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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