no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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