marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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