Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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