I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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