I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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