i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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