Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
