Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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