I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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