No stitches, just platelets and will power
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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