how can u be prego again
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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