Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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