he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The adults are the big ones right?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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