i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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