butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just cropdusted the office
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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