I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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