sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things đđ
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Found Ryanâs keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being âgoodâ and 10 being âbanging a studentâs fatherâ, how bad is it that Iâm banging a studentâs father?
Randomize
