so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Do plants get herpes?
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