he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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