I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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