My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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