i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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