i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm both gender and math confused
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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