I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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