The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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