he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
How external is "for external use only"?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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