At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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