he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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