Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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