Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Also, beer. Big fan.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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