Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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