Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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