I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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