adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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