therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
