So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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