I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Randomize