i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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