Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
wat bout pragnant strippers??
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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