Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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