i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i can't believe i had my finger in that
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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