I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize