I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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