Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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