Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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