i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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