so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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